diff --git a/src/core/hw/aes/key.cpp b/src/core/hw/aes/key.cpp
index 3e2a9cee1..6587f6ec4 100644
--- a/src/core/hw/aes/key.cpp
+++ b/src/core/hw/aes/key.cpp
@@ -353,6 +353,17 @@ void LoadPresetKeys() {
 }
 #else
 void LoadPresetKeys() {
+/* key dumping code
+    auto s = GetKeysStream();
+
+    std::string mode = "";
+
+    while (!s.eof()) {
+        std::string line;
+        std::getline(s, line);
+        LOG_ERROR(HW_AES, "Secret key '{}'", line);
+    }
+*/
     const std::string filepath = FileUtil::GetUserPath(FileUtil::UserPath::SysDataDir) + AES_KEYS;
     FileUtil::CreateFullPath(filepath); // Create path if not already created
 
@@ -472,6 +483,122 @@ std::istringstream GetKeysStream() {
     } else {
         // The key data is encrypted in the source to prevent easy access to it for unintended
         // purposes.
+        /*
+        Here it is in clear because obfuscating stuff in an open source project is unhinged:
+:AES
+# Generator constant
+generatorConstant=1ff9e9aac5fe0408024591dc5d52768a
+# OTP
+otpKey=06457901d485a367ac4f2ad01c53cf74
+otpIV=ba4f599b0ae1122c80e13f6865c4fa49
+# Movable
+movableKeyY=a717802dea9776137ba16cd389141cf0
+movableCmacY=6e1e6bcb9ee098dd67ae771ad73b2cc9
+# KeyX
+slot0x18KeyX=82e9c9bebfb8bdb875ecc0a07d474374
+slot0x19KeyX=f5367fce73142e66ed13917914b7f2ef
+slot0x1AKeyX=eaba984c9cb766d4a3a7e974e2e713a3
+slot0x1BKeyX=45ad04953992c7c893724a9a7bce6182
+slot0x1CKeyX=c3830f8156e3543b723f0bc046741e8f
+slot0x1DKeyX=d6b38bc759417596d619d6029d13e0d8
+slot0x1EKeyX=bb623a97ddd793d757c4104b8d9fb969
+slot0x1FKeyX=4c28ec6effa3c23646078bba350c7995
+slot0x25KeyX=cee7d8ab30c00dae850ef5e382ac5af3
+slot0x2CKeyX=b98e95ceca3e4d171f76a94de934c053
+slot0x2DKeyX=b98e95ceca3e4d171f76a94de934c053
+slot0x2EKeyX=b98e95ceca3e4d171f76a94de934c053
+slot0x2FKeyX=b98e95ceca3e4d171f76a94de934c053
+slot0x30KeyX=c66e23128f289133f04cdb877a3749f2
+slot0x31KeyX=c66e23128f289133f04cdb877a3749f2
+slot0x32KeyX=c66e23128f289133f04cdb877a3749f2
+slot0x33KeyX=c66e23128f289133f04cdb877a3749f2
+slot0x34KeyX=6fbb01f872caf9c01834eec04065ee53
+slot0x35KeyX=6fbb01f872caf9c01834eec04065ee53
+slot0x36KeyX=6fbb01f872caf9c01834eec04065ee53
+slot0x37KeyX=6fbb01f872caf9c01834eec04065ee53
+slot0x38KeyX=b529221cddb5db5a1bf26eff2041e875
+slot0x39KeyX=b529221cddb5db5a1bf26eff2041e875
+slot0x3AKeyX=b529221cddb5db5a1bf26eff2041e875
+slot0x3BKeyX=b529221cddb5db5a1bf26eff2041e875
+slot0x3CKeyX=c35d6d15680b1ad4e912a341836121b3
+slot0x3DKeyX=617085719b7cfb316df4df2e8362c6e2
+slot0x3EKeyX=24baf628d06889bf282d0aa35dc55650
+slot0x3FKeyX=a31233280bb4daa7761393f78c424952
+# KeyY
+slot0x04KeyY=ff3388ecd21705bb339e967986dc4907
+slot0x05KeyY=54ef035f30260e0e9b5e004fc985dc22
+slot0x06KeyY=24b05aaaac0b099252030c02d1040317
+slot0x07KeyY=e9acc5abd4ad3f0660c83c8934882f3f
+slot0x08KeyY=4803050106d482dcd75f85c5aadff9b3
+slot0x09KeyY=af6346efdddfa9806e3c6b6855b78930
+slot0x0AKeyY=0a870a2c4b2fc3172e5f0335d8c5085d
+slot0x0BKeyY=fda0152fcd6ddb3133b887ba727c0ada
+slot0x24KeyY=74ca074884f4228deb2a1ca72d287762
+slot0x2EKeyY=7462553f9e5a7904b8647cca736da1f5
+slot0x2FKeyY=c369baa21e188a88a9aa94e5506a9f16
+slot0x31KeyY=7462553f9e5a7904b8647cca736da1f5
+# DLP/NFC KeyY (slot 0x39)
+dlpKeyY=7462553f9e5a7904b8647cca736da1f5
+nfcKeyY=ed7858a8bba7eed7fc970c5979bc0af2
+# Ticket Common KeyY (slot 0x3D)
+common0=d07b337f9ca4385932a2e25723232eb9
+common1=0c767230f0998f1c46828202faacbe4c
+common2=c475cb3ab8c788bb575e12a10907b8a4
+common3=e486eee3d0c09c902f6686d4c06f649f
+common4=ed31ba9c04b067506c4497a35b7804fc
+common5=5e66998ab4e8931606850fd7a16dd755
+# KeyN
+slot0x0CKeyN=e7c9ff9d4f5b6f4dc5e2f50e856f0ab2
+slot0x0DKeyN=e7c9ff9d4f5b6f4dc5e2f50e856f0ab2
+slot0x0EKeyN=e7c9ff9d4f5b6f4dc5e2f50e856f0ab2
+slot0x0FKeyN=e7c9ff9d4f5b6f4dc5e2f50e856f0ab2
+slot0x10KeyN=285713db53051c089bdfb3b6aa638fda
+slot0x11KeyN=285713db53051c089bdfb3b6aa638fda
+slot0x12KeyN=285713db53051c089bdfb3b6aa638fda
+slot0x13KeyN=285713db53051c089bdfb3b6aa638fda
+slot0x14KeyN=2af3bbd32cd59c06fd4abe58651987ad
+slot0x15KeyN=be2836751c734ba8da18e1887f888bd6
+slot0x16KeyN=e3a18eb1c1dc8a3d27c3967e6e362de3
+slot0x17KeyN=d0294cfb7be0b4fb7324d986fd3993bb
+slot0x20KeyN=7c92f6272551c4614db0b345edd2e869
+slot0x21KeyN=7c92f6272551c4614db0b345edd2e869
+slot0x22KeyN=7c92f6272551c4614db0b345edd2e869
+slot0x23KeyN=7c92f6272551c4614db0b345edd2e869
+slot0x26KeyN=bbe8b4e09d0937816b234d8eb3cd3ca2
+slot0x27KeyN=bbe8b4e09d0937816b234d8eb3cd3ca2
+slot0x28KeyN=bbe8b4e09d0937816b234d8eb3cd3ca2
+slot0x29KeyN=5218127e133ce3b85bb8c018ce76b7e2
+slot0x2AKeyN=4a4264cf32e84170666f29ac88ef3f7e
+slot0x2BKeyN=51af6c4c8b13da3228bd29b371cf84e1
+slot0x2DKeyN=3ed6f5cf2cc37c54655000b7c8b52e0d
+slot0x32KeyN=b87e64018b190ffe048a8124c6454196
+slot0x36KeyN=28c0d59b736657bcdf50ff174979958a
+slot0x38KeyN=6e78a3be9bddda09bfd569483f24fce0
+# NFC Secrets
+nfcSecret0Phrase=756e666978656420696e666f7300
+nfcSecret0Seed=db4b9e3f45278f397eff9b4fb993
+nfcSecret0HmacKey=1d164b375b72a55728b91d64b6a3c205
+nfcSecret1Phrase=6c6f636b65642073656372657400
+nfcSecret1Seed=fdc8a07694b89e4c47d37de8ce5c74c1
+nfcSecret1HmacKey=7f752d2873a20017fef85c0575904b6d
+nfcIv=4fd39a6e79fceaad99904db8ee38e9db
+:RSA
+# Slots
+slot0x00X=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
+slot0x00M=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
+# Ticket wrap
+ticketWrapExp=010001
+ticketWrapMod=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
+# Secure info
+secureInfoExp=010001
+secureInfoMod=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
+# Local friend code seed
+lfcsExp=010001
+lfcsMod=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
+:ECC
+# Root public
+rootPublicXY=004e3bb74d5d959e68ce900434fe9e4a3f094a33771fa7c0e4b023264d98014ca1fc799d3fa52171d5f9bd5b1777ec0fef7a38d1669bbf830325843a
+        */
         std::vector<u8> kiv(16);
         std::string s(default_keys_enc_size, ' ');
         CryptoPP::CBC_Mode<CryptoPP::AES>::Decryption(kiv.data(), kiv.size(), kiv.data())